Let me be the first to declare Lebanon's "dietary victory" over the [imperialist] Zionist attempt to invade, occupy and annex the culinary terrain of the brave Lebanese nation.
Behold the internationally recognized achievement we have attained.
Read it and weep vile enemy, not one but two Guinness World Book of Records-setting dishes of savory goodness. Double-dip you shall not in the bowl of our righteousness!
Let this be a warning, any arm outstretched towards our falafel - or any other honorable dish - will meet the same shredded fate of the parsley laid before you.
Consider yourselves and your delirious claims annihilated!!
Photos courtesy of Daylife.com. Full story at Babylon & Beyond, background post here and here.